Some jobs are just too tough for your average fast-talking, high-tech gun-for-hire. Sometimes, to get the job done right? You need someone crazier than a sack’a ferrets. You need Wade Wilson - the Crimson Comedian, the Regeneratin’ Degenerate, the Merc with a Mouth, Deadpool.
AU → In which Wade Wilson is just a guy (with some serious skills, a can-do attitude and a screw (or two) loose) and Clint is the guy sent to recruit him. Hilarity ensues and Clint develops a thing for enchiladas.